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The Valleycast

NYT Says There's Definitely Maybe Aliens

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The NYT says there's no aliens or maybe there are, we don't know. Could be, might not, so we decided to invent a video game about it! Thanks to our sponsors! Quip: Go to http://getquip.com/VALLEY5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit. MeUndies: Go to http://meundies.com/VALLEY to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Raycon: Go to http://buyraycon.com/valleycast to get 15% off your entire Raycon order! Get JUSTIN BIEBERNIE SANDERS & TOTOROBOCOP here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/the-valleyfolk PIN DISCOUNTS and BLOOPERS from this video on our Patreon! Our PATREON is what allows us to keep making shows LIKE THIS (especially during a pandemic). We'd love if you'd consider supporting and becoming part of the fam. http://www.patreon.com/thevalleyfolk THE BESTEST SOCIAL DISTANCE FIST BUMPS TO the health care workers and essential workers out on the front lines kicking ass for us right now! You can donate to help families in need by visiting https://www.feedingamerica.org/ways-to-give ! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the trio on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Ryan Farroki

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, what the dang heck, alright? Where it's, uh...

0:04.0

Oh boy.

0:05.0

It's a valley cast.

0:06.0

You don't have to do the intro.

0:08.0

Why don't you shut the fuck up and let me-

0:09.0

No, it's okay.

0:10.0

We're up to get started.

0:11.0

Listen, I got it.

0:31.0

I got it.

0:32.0

Hey guys, welcome to the frickin-

0:34.0

Alright, one more time.

0:35.0

Shut up.

0:36.0

I got it.

0:37.0

Just no one stop interrupting me.

0:38.0

I can do this.

0:39.0

Some people don't-

0:40.0

You don't have to clap.

0:41.0

I clap already.

0:42.0

Somebody don't appreciate, like, profanity right out of the gate.

0:43.0

Or even like-

0:44.0

It is aggressive.

0:45.0

Next door neighbors to them.

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