4.2 • 831 Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2019
⏱️ 32 minutes
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April 13, 2019
with URBANTARZAN
In the boogie D., a man strolls into the local nypd precinct and confesses to murdering his wife after she stayed out all night.
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0:00.0 | From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live. |
0:04.6 | You say 18 rats? |
0:06.2 | 18 rats, so I'm in the closet. |
0:08.2 | I mean, I had them in the closet. |
0:09.3 | I caught them in the basement. |
0:10.2 | My grandfather was building, right? |
0:11.6 | Yeah. |
0:12.1 | And so it was a pregnant rat, and then she had the babies in my upper closet. |
0:16.1 | Wait, I thought you caught a baby rat. |
0:17.9 | No, no, I caught a pregnant rat. |
0:19.5 | Oh, shit. |
0:22.4 | Oh, wow, with child. |
0:23.9 | This rat is with child. Okay, you could. |
0:24.9 | Probably easier to catch when they're pregnant, right? |
0:27.5 | Yeah, you just grab them by the tail, you know. |
0:30.1 | They don't want to bite the shit out of you. |
0:32.8 | Grab them by the tail. |
0:34.1 | But I put her in the closet and my upper closet and then she had 18 babies, man. |
0:37.9 | So I would feed them every day and raise them and all this shit. |
0:41.7 | You raised 18 baby rats. |
0:43.8 | City rats. |
0:44.8 | Born in your closet. |
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