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🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.5 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for new. |
| 0:13.9 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Jordan Clepper. |
| 0:32.0 | Welcome to the daily show. |
| 0:35.1 | Jordan Klepper, we got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:37.4 | Donald Trump issues and endorsement threats. |
| 0:40.6 | California votes to turn bluer than a smurf orgy. |
| 0:46.6 | And New Yorkers head to the ballot box to votes and also probably urinate. |
| 0:52.4 | So let's get right at her all with Election Day coverage with Indecision 2025. |
| 1:04.5 | Let's start in California where Prop 50 will attempt to rig the voting maps to squeeze out some extra seats for Democrats, |
| 1:08.7 | which is a response to Texas rigging its voter map for Republicans. |
| 1:12.5 | And I know this looks like a race to the bottom that will destroy the foundations of democracy in the United States. |
| 1:17.4 | But let's move on. |
| 1:20.1 | Because there's also some closely watched governor's races |
| 1:23.0 | in New Jersey and Virginia. |
| 1:24.9 | These races gathering a lot of interest around the country, |
| 1:27.3 | especially from one very specific low-information voter. Okay? New Jersey and Virginia. These races gathering a lot of interest around the country, especially |
| 1:27.7 | from one very specific low-information voter. Well, the president tonight also warned New Jerseyans |
| 1:34.1 | and Virginians not to vote Democratic, saying, quote, you will rue the day that you voted to |
| 1:38.5 | destroy your life. Rue the day? Just a fun tip |
| 1:45.9 | You never want to |
| 1:46.7 | Your endorsements to sound like something |
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