From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

The Daily News reports a menacing miscreant to cost of three women in a Manhattan Park in an hour, one hour's time,

threatening to rape them and beating and robbing two of them, police said, the tall and lanky creep.

He began his six spree at 1050 in the morning. Wednesday when he

approached a 34-year-old woman in Inwood Hill Park near West 218th Street and Indian Road. We all know

exactly where that is. I want to take you into the park and rape you. The shirtless man said to

the victim, I have a condom. Now this information failed to reassure the woman

about the rape, so she began to walk away. Now as a man who's been turned down for sex by three wives,

countless girlfriends, a number of friends, roommates, acquaintances, associates, underlings,

overlings, familiar convenience to her clerks, fans, and strangers, I can

verify, but it's not always easy to secure consent for consensual sex. I can only imagine the

difficulties this wannabe rapist must have faced in trying to secure consent for non-consensual

sex. Let's face it, it's damn near impossible to do such thing, especially if you don't

mention that you have a condom. Now, I'm not a fan of creeps who beat rob, rape, or sexually assault

women. They give a bad name to all the rest of us creeps who would never do that sort of thing.

And I hope he goes to prison where he belongs and blah, blah, blah, until such a time he's properly reformed and has paid his debt to society.

But one thing I will say, as we all know, condoms properly used can be very effective in preventing unwanted pregnancy and the spread of STDs, equally unwanted.

But it is undeniable that condoms greatly diminished the sensation a man feels during sex.

And since he's not only attempting

to secure consent for the rape, but suggesting he'll wear a condom he is by definition not the

most despicable rapist in New York City. More on that in a minute, plus an Asian hate attack

slash a cat fight on the Upper West Side, an attempted kidnapping in Queens has a happy ending,

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