Phil, hey, I was just thinking about you.

Those islanded tickets, right?

How about this humidity?

The... You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up.

Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out,

there goes our way of life. It's not about food. It's about keeping those ants in line. That's why we're

going back. Does anybody else want to stay?

Let's ride! The

The United States is A new week.

It's a new week, ladies and gentlemen, and it is a good one already because it is, damn, what it had to be over 70 today?

Siri, what is the weather right now Siri Siri you piece of shit what is the weather right now it's 60 degrees I don't believe

it the high was 70 had to have been at least today but uh here we are and it's just another uh another

turning of the page and and I'm so happy to

hit off a clean week with a great return guest I feel like I just saw her a couple days ago

which I did it's Chrissy Mayer oh my God I'm back you're back and I was just you know what

it was again I got to thank you for hosting me at your studio on Saturday night because it's not every day that I get to go and sit in on a show somewhere else that I was invited. You deserve, the people deserve to be able to see below the waist for Frank Valbiro. Do you know what I mean? Because

it's just how do we know what's going on down there based on your show? We don't. And if people

watch that episode, they might actually think that I wear jeans often. And I don't. I don't. I

hate jeans. But I put them on when it's necessary. You know when you have to take things a step up. And I didn't even think to tell you like, yeah, Frank, this is going to be a wide shot. People are going to see your pants, you know, be prepared. I know. You were prepared. People might think I'm like a Lego man after all these years. Yeah, they're just a torso. I'm just a torso. That's what people are most freaked out about when they meet me.

I had a guess. I won't say who, but he had a long car ride. He's a comedian. And when he showed up, he's like, oh, what kind of shot is it? My pants are going to be in the shot. And then he immediately rushed to the bathroom to change his pants. And I'm like, did he shit himself in the car on the way?

That's what I assume happened.

I don't know. rushed to the bathroom to change his pants. And I'm like, did he shit himself in the car on the way?

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