We're negotiating fantasy trades now because our fantasy trade deadline is the same day as the MLB trade deadline.

And there's tons of trades going down in my league. I'm not involved in any of them. Tiki and Sean run a team. Tommy runs a team. And I'm like, my God, I want to make a trade. So I'm trying to make a trade with everybody. I got nothing. I feel like David Sterns. I'm sitting around the side of the road. everybody's making all these trades.

Too busy doing a radio show.

Yeah. I made trades last year.

I was stolen last place.

Well, Sean is doing it. feel like David Stearns. I'm sitting here on the side of the road. Everybody's making all these trades. I'm too busy doing a radio show.

Yeah. I made trades last year. I'm still in the last place. Well, Sean is doing his think-o to 50. I will look. Oh, you're going to make, now, Tiki and Sean are sellers. I'm a buyer. I'm number one in the league for now, but I also know what usually happens in the playoffs. I suck. So I'm looking to be aggressive to try to stop that trend of being the Braves of the 90s.

So put something together.

But in the meantime, here's Sean Cinco.

Cinco de Fivo with Evan and Tiki on the FAS.

Cinco Day Fivo is brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything everywhere. About a half an hour ago, we discussed the story of Bryce Harper standing up to Rob Manfred and basically tell him to get the bleep out of his clubhouse. So that's a nice Philadelphia story, and it feels dirty rooting for a guy from Philadelphia. Not as dirty as what those Philadelphia fans are doing,

the Upper Deck at Yankee Stadium. However... Have you guys seen the video of that? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm here to give you, I think the five New York sports figures we'd like to witness telecommissioner to get the bleep out of their room. All right. Just for fun. Here we go. Here we go!

Number five.

Josh Hart telling Adam Silver

the... bleep out of their room. All right. Just for fun. Here we go. Here we go. Number five.

Josh Hart telling Adam Silver to get the bleep out of the Knicks locker room for whatever that may be. And then we'll hear more about it on the roommates podcast. That would be kind of cool. Josh is the kind of guy that would do that. All right. Here we go. Number four. How about New York Jets head coach Aaron Glenn telling Roger Goodell get the bleep out of the room? Because we're the freaking New York Jets. Oh, I can see it. Aaron Glenn, I'm watching his press conference every morning when I drive in. He fires me up every single day. Well, they had a padded practice. I did a lot of teams this year, this week, I should say, the Giants had their first one today as well, and I was over there. But Aaron Glenn, I didn't realize how much they didn't hit at all. They never hit the last couple of years. Last couple of years. That's why I think it was so important that Aaron did that. Right. And then you wonder, why the guy's getting hurt? Because they're not used to it when it finally happened. Yeah. You have to hit in practice.

No doubt.

And Aaron was asked about the risk of injury and he's like, dude, there's always risk of injury. Right. He's doing it the right way. So far so good. I know he's O&O and he's got to win games, but I'm getting higher and higher on Aaron Glenn every day. All right, here we go. Number three. Bryce Harper could do it. Let's see our Yankee captain Aaron Judge tell Rob Manfred to get the bleep out of the Yankee room. That'll fire up the Yankees. That would never happen. That's why I would say what I'd like to see. Could you imagine Aaron Judge saying that to anybody? No, that's why I want to see it. Wouldn't you have a changed mindset? I'd be like, wow, Aaron Judge is more edge than I'd call. It would be kind of cool. All right, here we go.

Number two. Before you do number two, I'm going to peel back the curtain here real quick. Sean does a sinko. It's scripted. All right, with the cat's out of the bag. Imagine scripting this and not writing King Aaron Judge and front Aaron Judge? Like how? Seriously.

I know you're not the brightest guy in the world.

You write the material.

It's not like you can't blame the producer, which people love to do around here.

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