Nutmeg

Something Rhymes with Purple

Sony Music

Comedy, Arts, Education

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

With the season kicking off on Saturday we’re lacing up our linguistic shooting boots and taking a dive (boo!) into the language of football… or should that be soccer? Either way Gyles is ‘taking one for the team’ this week as he plays more of a ‘cheese sandwich’ to Susie’s footie ‘fanatic’. She throws nutmegs, Panenkas, and Rabonas into the ‘mixer’ whilst deftly avoiding throwing him a ‘hospital pass’. In the second half we whizz through some fascinating club nicknames from the Mackems to the Toffees via way of a remarkable story involving a monkey (supposedly) meeting a nasty end in Hartlepool… As always we answer lots of your questions (and laugh/groan at your jokes), Susie has a tantalising trio for you, and Gyles reveals how he once played matchmaker for the ultimate football playboy. A Somethin’ Else production. Susie’s trio: Flype - to roll up your socks before putting them on Sprunt - to chase girls around a haystack after dark Biffin - a deep red cooking apple. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Something that's...
0:09.4	Hello, and welcome to another episode of Something Rimes with Purple.
0:15.0	This is a podcast all about words if you don't know it already,
0:18.2	and it is presented by me, Susie Dent, and my lovely co-host,
0:23.2	who I can see in a tiny box on my screen.
0:25.4	I'm Charles Brandruth, and I'm excited to see you.
0:27.8	You've actually filled the hole of my screen.
0:29.6	Am I only a tiny box in yours?
0:31.2	Well, it depends. When you speak, then the whole screen fills with your presence,
0:35.2	but otherwise you just little box them afraid.
0:37.2	How amazing. With you, you fill the whole screen all the time.
0:40.2	All the time.
0:41.2	How are your dreams speaking of filling the whole screen all the time?
0:44.8	Are you dreaming okay?
0:46.2	Still really vivid, because we talked about this at the beginning of lockdown, didn't we?
0:50.2	We did.
0:51.2	Yeah, when they were incredibly vivid,
0:52.6	you had a dream about your mum reading your story.
0:55.4	Yeah, still very vivid, but actually much more obvious this time.
0:59.0	So when you kind of anxieties I have,
1:01.0	I mean, they're pretty much replicated in my dreams.
1:03.0	How about you?
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