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The podcast where we choose a subject,

read a single article about it on Wikipedia,

and pretend we're experts because this is the internet,

and that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'll be six feet from the edge,

and I'm thinking.

What?

Why?

Did that happen?

Edging.

But I'll need some folks full of father.

First up, two guys who would always rather bust a nut than a move.

Cecil and he.

Sorry, you said movie here.

So I wrote.

Come on, fatso.

Just bust a movie.

That's what I put down.

I would genuinely rather be like,

in front of my class,

masturbating in a nightmare

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