Nuru Massage

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Fetish, Comedy, Commentary, Girls, Health & Fitness, Pornography, Sexuality, Porn

4.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Not quite massage, not quite jello wrestling, Nuru Massage exists in the in between, providing hours of sticky fun. Going beyond a traditional table and a pair of hands, this search term also requires a gel that has a very cinematic viscosity (think: Alien goo). Tune in to hear about pool floaties, BV treatments and a knock off David Attenborough. Slip and slide right in!

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0:15.4	bloopers, behind-the-scenes content, merchandise discounts, thirst traps, support our work
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0:23.4	We will take more than that though if you want.
0:25.7	Just go to patreon.com slash girls on porn.
0:29.1	Welcome the girls on porn, I'm Rachel, I'm Laura, and we love porn.
0:34.6	This is our porn review podcast.
0:36.9	We talk about what we love and we roast what we hate, helping you find hot, ethical, just
0:42.0	plain, better porn for your spank bank.
0:44.5	And we are looking at everything.
0:51.4	Before we introduce the topic, we have a sticky little segment for you today.
0:56.3	Sixty-nine seconds of sex news.
1:01.4	We've pulled headlines from the news to keep you informed and RNA.
1:05.0	Here we go.
1:07.0	Skin tone condoms are coming.
1:09.0	A UK-based company called Rome has introduced a new collection of condoms that claims it
1:13.8	is the world's first skin-toned condom.
1:16.4	They come in four shades, original latex, light brown, medium brown, and dark brown.
1:21.8	We always applaud inclusivity here as well as anything that might encourage safe sex because
1:26.2	STI rates have spiked significantly in New York City.
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