Nurse From The Pitt Jabs Ally & A Listers Insult Us (FULL SHOW 4/29)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Ally got her daily jab from a Filipino Nurse! Or at least she plays one on TV. "Princess" from The Pitt joined us in-studio to administer her first ever on-air injection to prove that even a fake nurse knows more about the medical field than we do. Do you eat in the grocery store while you shop? Apparently there are etiquette rules about what you can bust open and eat, and we've violated all of them. We also broke down a new complaint letter accusing us of deliberately destroying public property, handled a complaint call from a listener who wants us to stop saying 'idiot,' and heard A-list celebrities read negative reviews of our shows. All three were confidence builders! Plus a heated round of Petty Claims Court about leaving empty cans all over the counter, and a new game where people tried to guess Seth Rogan's movies based on clips of his laughter.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Ta-da-da.
0:30.1	Hey, what's going on, Cran and Ali?
0:32.6	Are you ready?
0:34.5	Hello, Cline and Allie, you little bitch bitch. Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:40.3	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:48.3	Be about Clown All right.
0:50.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:52.3	The show started. The show started.
0:55.4	The show started.
0:57.6	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.9	Three, two, one.
1:03.0	And here we go.
1:06.1	It's Klein Elie Show.
1:09.2	Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.
1:09.9	Los Angeles.
1:10.7	Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.FM and H.D. Pasadena. Los Angeles, Orange County.
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