Nurse 3D (2013)

Horror Queers

Film Reviews, Film History, Tv & Film

4.8 • 854 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2022

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Grab your vecuronium and prepare to get bottomless because week two of the Summer of Camp is tackling Doug Aarniokoski's Nurse 3D (2013). This is just...what is this? It's Paz de la Huerta acting in a completely different film than the stacked cast around her. It's lawsuits and delays. It's fetish costuming, shitty 3D post-conversion and the wildest voice-over you've ever heard. Trace offers a recap lesson while Joe questions the poorly incorporated rape plot (C/W) while drawing a surprising number of comparisons to our Showgirls episode. But is it camp? We're still not sure what this film is; all we know is that we love our fucking jobs. References: 1) Marissa T. “It’s Good Because It’s Awful” YouTube 2) Tatiana Prorokova. “Eroticizing the Nurse: (Bi/Homo)Sexuality and Monstrosity in Nurse 3D.” The Nurse in Popular Media: Critical Essays Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys on Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, Letterboxd, Facebook, or join the Facebook Group to get in touch with other listeners > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote Be sure to support the boys on Patreon! Theme Music: Alexander Nakarada Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, afternoon or evening, and welcome to the bloody disgusting network.
0:10.6	The following show is just horrifying.
0:15.9	Beware. Sheriff, you're not cheating on your wife if you eat my lemon square.
0:33.5	Your lemon squares taste like ass.
0:45.8	And welcome back to horror queers.
0:48.6	We're talking eroticized stripper nurses.
0:52.2	We're talking chitake mushrooms.
0:54.2	And we're talking, this job is more than sticking thermometers and butts and looking pretty.
0:58.2	And I'm Joe.
0:59.5	And I'm Trace, and we're talking,
1:02.2	we found Vecuronium in Larry's system.
1:04.1	Do you know what that is?
1:05.3	It's a paralytic drug.
1:06.6	Why would Larry inject himself with a paralytic drug?
1:08.9	He wouldn't.
1:09.7	It paralyzes you.
1:11.4	Oh my God.
1:13.6	The funny thing is, is hearing it is ridiculous.
1:16.9	But watching it play out on screen, I was just like, this is so stupid.
1:20.7	What are we doing?
1:21.8	I, everyone, we are talking Nurse 3D this week.
1:27.0	And, well, you're welcome or we're sorry it depends on what you're going to fall
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