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Run That Prank

Number Twos Need Valentines Too - 2.12.26

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.3

June, I want you to listen to this because I'm going to say something profound.

0:07.4

You know, every now and then I say something profound.

0:09.4

You understand?

0:10.2

I'm going to give it to you straight, though.

0:12.1

Number twos need Valentine's 2.

0:16.0

Boy, that's true.

0:16.9

Come on.

0:17.8

Somebody got to love these people.

0:19.5

Somebody got to love these people. These people, you mean side piece? No, two. Two. You can solve them sidepiece. You call them two, whatever you want to call. But some people got to love them. Why they Valentine's there? That's profound. That's profound. So all you fellas out there, hey, hey, hey, hey, you bought all these gifts and stuff. Come on now. Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Number two, need Valentine's two.

0:41.5

You said, somebody got to love these people. Somebody. Got a lot of these people.

0:47.9

Jr., you're on board with it. All right. It's profound, Shirley.

0:52.5

Listen, when y'all sending all these flowers and stuff and, you know, these ladies want to see their flowers. That's the big thing. The flowers come to the office. That's big. Okay? First thing with fellas, what you need to remember is your flowers can be getting there at 4.35 in the evening. It's too late now. All right? These ladies want an early arrival on their flowers. Okay? Them flowers need to be... Because if Brenda get her flowers at 8 and she's throwing them out the whole day and your girl flowers ain't came till 4.35? Oh, you are not the guy. There's something wrong with you. But let's go back to the prank. These number twos, they need some flowers too. Don't leave these people hanging. Don't do that. Don't do that. They couldn't just have a Galentine's Day like all the other thing. A dozen or something, some daisies or something. I mean, a dozen or something. Don't do that. Daisies. You got to wish with Keisha name. Somebody got to say Kisha today. Oh, on. Someone got to say it. You got to say Kishu name. Number two, me Valentine's, too. Let's go, Ked-Duck. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to speak with Mr. Andre B. He's actually not here right now. Can I take a message for him?

2:01.8

Yes.

2:02.4

My name is Zach, and I'm calling from the season's hotel, and I'm following up and trying to make sure we got you guys straight for Thursday.

2:12.1

We have you all scheduled on Thursday for our junior suite, and we have champagne that's already been ordered.

2:19.0

And I just wanted to follow up and make sure if you guys wanted any other amenities in the

2:22.8

room. We definitely have you guys scheduled for lunch at noon, and the couple spa treatment is

2:28.0

at four. I'm following up. I'm kind of like your conciergege and I want to make sure that if you guys

2:35.8

need anything we can get you taken care of wait you think wait wait wait you say

2:41.7

your name is Zach from where I'm Zach man from the from the season's hotel I'm

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