The Boogie Monster with Kyle Kanane and Dave Stone.

Contact the best authorities. Check on anything that seems to be extraordinary, no matter what it is.

You see something that's frightening. It looms large in the consciousness.

It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.

The Boogie Monster, podcasting the unknown.

Oh, dude. I just tried to, you know,

I had a bag of the albinies, the good gummy bears.

Oh, yeah, they had melted in the car.

They're older shit.

I think I think I had them from last year.

But I was like, oh, I'm going to eat this. I was rearranging shit.

Trying to get the van back in shape for some trips.

Then I'm going to try and eat this bag of, uh,

this melted bag of gummy bears, you know, because my weight, my waist knot, want knot.

The propensity.

So it's disgusting.

Not the good, not the flavor is just the, the effort.

Yeah.

It's the closest to you and on a dog toy.

It's, yeah, it's the closest I'll get to like, it felt carnivorous.

Just trying to like, just peel in the bag open and just shoving my face in there and just taking like,

having to use my neck to pull bits out like a hyena, eating a zebra corpse.

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