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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, my name is Lucas and my name is Jacob

0:16.6

Welcome back to another episode. I just noticed you're wearing a LA hat. Is that new? Oh?

0:22.1

Yeah, Matthew got it. Is that a lay the town was that for a sports team? Yeah, cuz I think it's a

0:30.9

Box team right? Oh, I've been to two dad George gaming games in my life games

0:38.3

All right, it's saying I've actually been to like four you have yeah, I'm I'm I want to consider myself like a Dodgers fan

0:45.0

But like I did go to the games and it was a fun time

0:47.0

Baseball games are kind of scared because a baseball could hit you in the face. Oh, yeah

0:51.1

You almost won it too because then you got all the attention like whenever that happened when I was there like everyone looks at that person

0:56.2

And like they caught the ball. Oh, yeah, but it's ever like I was no with me. I would be clumsy and I'd be tacking and people would be like

1:02.3

Oh, watch out and then I just would be in my own little ward. I mean like what do you guys?

1:06.1

Also, I know first or I wouldn't even attempt to catch it

1:08.7

I would be ducking running so fast like that's my fear of like also like going on a walk by a golf course

1:14.1

Like I don't want to get smacked in the head when they have a golf ball. Yeah, I know all of a sudden for the rest of your life

1:19.2

Like you lost like what if you are like brain damage? I just honestly don't know if I could have a level of golf course because

1:26.2

Yeah, cuz

1:28.2

I've actually googled it before because I was curious I think it was so low like the percentage of

1:33.6

Living on a golf course and I got about hitting you or breaking a window because like it turns out that a lot of houses on golf courses

1:41.2

Have like but a windows I'm pretty sure I don't have like better house insurance or something. Yeah, something like that

1:46.9

So it is really real that it would happen, but still I just am not gonna live with that

1:51.5

But then also it's so dumb that's such a dumb

1:54.7

Ideology because I drove to a house, but there's so many chances that I could have died

1:58.4

I didn't imagine just like relaxing in your backyard and you can't fully relax because in the back of your mind

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