Nu Metal Jesus

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The New Jersey transit strike causes Jay to be late again for the show and he enters while DJ Lou was trying to hook Jacob up with a date. It's up for debate whether Jacob was rejecting the girl or was the rejected. | Bob gives an impassioned speech about healthcare in America. | Bobby asks everyone in the room if they believe in God and everyone has their own relationship with their higher power except for Jay. Bob tries to make Jay pray from the heart and he has trouble, so he quotes lyrics from Nu Metal bands. They research Dante's Inferno which is the nine circles of hell representing different sins and their escalating punishments. For tour dates go to Bigjaycomedy.com & Robertkellylive.com. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Creson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	And here he is.
0:07.0	Here he is to save the day.
0:12.0	Jersey Jay is on his way.
0:16.0	He's in the car making it through the tunnel
0:20.0	because he's here to funnel the jokes
0:23.2	Jay Jersey Jay is on his way
0:26.0	Jersey Jay is on his way don't you ever dismay
0:30.2	I mean it's really good thank you guys buddy what's going on
0:34.7	we we we we we we we we we didn't get the text apparently Lou tried to set up
0:38.8	Jacob with a girl she saw the picture of Jacob went no really yeah not much one that
0:45.4	Jacob poopooed I gotta see that where is it I didn't get it where you pu-poot her then she
0:49.9	poo-pooed you no different girl poop who I didn't know about the first one he didn't bring up.
0:54.8	Are you hot of your fucking mind?
0:56.6	I'll dump on for her.
0:58.2	Let me see.
0:58.8	I will dump dawn right now for her.
1:00.2	I'm in the middle.
1:01.0	Not my girl, not the gay.
1:02.2	Are you kidding?
1:03.8	Jacob.
1:04.4	No.
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