NSYNC Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Just when you thought the '90s Boy Band Fandom Wars were over, the podcast pulls you back in! Take a trip with us to the past. Every college freshman either has frosted tips or a nipple ring - and those are just the guys. The sound blasting out of every dorm room is another slight variation on legitimately the worst-sounding music you've ever heard in your life but, for some reason, you're expected to select and defend one iteration of this evil banality. Who do you choose to stan? Certainly not NSYNC. Even by commercial pop music standards, NSYNC is indefensible. Press play on the episode to hear Mark and Tyler sing parody versions of a bunch of NSYNC songs, stay for the astute breakdown and analysis of some of the most baffling con artistry in the history of the music industry.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah.
0:10.0	Oh yeah.
0:12.0	Oh yeah.
0:14.0	Oh yeah.
0:16.0	Oh yeah.
0:19.0	Besides us who is the greatest boy band of all time.
0:21.6	Besides us.
0:22.6	Controversial but you gotta go into addition, right?
0:24.6	Yeah, I would say so.
0:26.2	Way ahead of the curve.
0:29.1	Who's worst boy band in sync or the Beatles?
0:31.9	I gotta give it to him.
0:33.4	Think on that one.
0:34.4	Is it because they couldn't play any instruments?
0:36.8	A couple of those guys can fuck around on you and get a little bit.
0:40.9	Oh, just in my lap.
0:44.7	A pee pee in my pants.
0:47.0	In sync made four albums and one of them is a Christmas album.
0:49.8	So for everyone who heard the Justin Bieber episode, it's pretty obvious what this was the
0:55.0	whole time.
0:56.6	Bullshit.
0:57.6	They also came out of the gate with a single called I want you back, which happened to work
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