Hello, I'm Stephen. And I'm Helen. And on this week's New Statement podcast, eggs, glorious

Easter eggs, and white reason, they were very right to comment on them. And the necessity

of a war against those awful Spaniards. Maybe with eggs, maybe we could throw eggs

at them, but rolling all our new stories into one. And unfortunately we are going to talk

about Ken Livingston and what has happened with the allegations of anti-Semitism against him.

Plus, you and I ask Helen about her experience as a very, very old media platform.

Right. Why don't you neck it?

War! What is it good for?

Well, it's good for front pages. I think that's what we've learned. I'm really

up for the idea. What do you think our budget is the largest object we could beam something

onto? A war maybe? I just feel like, do you know what we should do something symbolically

liberal? Like we should beam a giver off that speech onto a small war.

Yeah, I mean, to be honest, with the NS's budget, we are really are talking about, you know,

offence and picket fence. But are those laser pointers that they banned from secondary school

because the people were blinding other kids with them? But yeah, so war.

Well, you've been quite down on the idea. I mean, I, okay. Of war, yeah.

That's, that's, let me rephrase that. Obviously, I'm not pro-war with Spain over Gibraltar.

Although, I think someone pointed out on Twitter, it is going all quite judo quite quickly.

The main thing I'm worried about is the idea that actually we don't have any ships

with which to prosecute this war. So what we're really talking about is a land war with Spain,

which seems to be of an escalation when we only triggered Article 50 last week.

Yeah. So, so basically what happened was, in case you've missed this slightly bizarre story, is

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