Okay, this better work. I'm telling you this better work because it's all I got. And if I can't do this show,

if I can't do this show, I'm going to eat an entire birthday cake. I'm going to sit in the bathtub eating an entire birthday

if this doesn't, is it working? Can you hear me? Because if this doesn't work,

I'm going to draw a hot bath, put on my shower cap, order a birthday cake on DoorDash, for it to arrive and then I'm getting into a

hot bubble bath and I'm just going to stew in that bubble bath eating an entire birthday cake

watching the housewives until I pass out.

That's, is it working?

Because I'm ready to order the birthday cake.

All right, that's what's going to happen.

Hi, I'm David Feldman.

Thank you for finding me.

Again, I hope. I'm coming to you. Thank you for finding me. Again, I hope.

I'm coming to you from New York City barely.

Please, whatever.

Just whatever they ask you on other shows, do it for me.

All good. You can hear me?

Yeah.

Because I'm telling you it, I'm going to eat an entire birthday cake, and it's not going to be pretty.

I'm going to eat an entire, all right, here we go.

I have a feeling it's not going to work.

I still have a bad feeling.

Here we go.

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