NOVEMBER 9, 2021

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2021

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

Relationship Wreckers, Do men or women complain more, Loving your dog more than your step-kids, and more.

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0:00.0	We got a dead-be-dead call. Give me one hour. One damn hour. We're there.
0:15.0	Hey, this is an insane story, so Ellie Mother reveals she unknowingly gave birth to a different woman's baby after neglect.
0:27.0	IVF clinic mixed up their embryos. So basically they put the wrong embryos in the wrong people.
0:33.0	Does it actually matter? Well, it matters when you don't have your own kid for four months, right?
0:41.0	Is it really their own kid? It is. It's their own kid. Yeah, but they still gave birth to them.
0:47.0	Isn't it the sperm? Do they take the sperm from the dad? Or is it the dad that can't? Well, whatever the case is, I don't know much about it.
0:57.0	But the couples are left raising each other's infants for four months before the finally returning with their own children.
1:03.0	Yeah, I'm not sure how it works. I feel like it's like when you go to the grocery store and you dump all your change in that thing and then it gives you cash.
1:13.0	I feel like that's how the babies are made. Really? Like the same science, I think.
1:18.0	You know, it's right. No. I mean, I don't know nothing about it.
1:24.0	Oh, I know is that they put the wrong puns in the wrong ovens. And then these women, she got a baby boohoo.
1:31.0	You did get a baby, but damn, now they're suing it. I would sue their ass off. How do you mix that up?
1:37.0	Right. That seems like a common thing to mix up. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wrong sperm. Sorry about that.
1:48.0	Doesn't matter. Oh, it does. Okay. All right. Sorry. Yeah. I think it matters. Yeah.
1:53.0	And those kids can't go to church. Why? Cause God didn't make them. Oh, why? You just like that was just you try to be.
2:02.0	You're a try hard shock shock. Am I? Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely.
2:09.0	Yeah. He's the worst. Shock shock. It's been cool for 20 years.
2:15.0	And this guy's still trying. Yeah. But like Chris doesn't even like he doesn't even feel like that.
2:21.0	And those babies won't go to heaven. Those babies weren't made by God.
2:27.0	They said about going to heaven. I said they weren't accepted by the church.
2:31.0	These babies get these babies out of the church. I don't want to see any babies in here.
2:37.0	These are silent. Tevac babies. I need to go to that scientific church.
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