Hello, Mr. Boomer Assison, one-time proprietor of LeBoon, Northern Kentucky's finest dance sensation.

Yes, it was. And good morning to you guys. And I do have an answer for you regarding Phil Sims and the hair transplant, the hair plugs, and everything else.

I brought it up to him before our Showtime show last Tuesday. And I said the boys up there in Boston, Toucher, and Rich say that they believe that you have hair plugs or a hair transplant. And he goes, well, you tell your buddies up there that I do. It's on my ass and they can kiss it. All right. Well, he lied. So there you go. I don't know why someone would get a hair transplant on their ass. That seems like something you wouldn't want to have hair on. Well, I'm just telling you he was very upset by that. And he took that as an accusation of some sort. And I just said to him, I said, look, I'm just the messenger. Don't get mad at me. i'm just saying that you have been accused of having a hair transplant like there's something wrong with that i don't know what would be wrong with i have i have a hair transplant yeah i know i was trying to talk him into agreeing with me and saying yes i have one and i was trying to you know play it to the point where i could get him to admit it and he never admitted it other than fact he said he had it on his ass, and you tell those guys in Boston they can kiss it for me. That seems like a little bit too witty for him, but nonetheless. But that's exactly what he said. He said it with that Kentucky twang. You know how he talked sometimes? And you ask themselves a question and every now and that again. I do. And I see that you guys get into it. I watch the CBS pregame show all the time, and it seems like you have a good-natured rivalry going on over there. It's a good-nature banter back and forth. As a matter of fact, I told him that when I was traded to it, and Bill Belichick can confirm this for you, if you really want to get to the bottom of all of this when i got

traded to the new york jets back in 1993 from the cincinnocles phil was here as the quarterback

of the new york giants and nobody actually even knew that he was playing quarterback for the

giants because he never really did anything and then i got him into a couple commercials early on

when i got here we did a mcdonald's commercials. We did a local electronic store. Nobody beats the Wiz commercial together. Next

thing you know, the guy had a personality. That's debatable. But Boomer,

yesterday, not the biggest slate of games, not the greatest slate of games, but I'll tell you what, am I the only one who enjoyed the violence?

I did enjoy a little bit of violence yesterday.

Well, it was a lot of violence, unfortunately.

It's not something that the NFL really wants.

And, you know, the interesting one for me was A.J. Green, who is not a violent person who does not get into it.

And he and Jalen Ramsey got into it in Jacksonville.

It was so bad that Vantes Perfect of the Cincinnati Bengals said, there's a fight. I'm in. Where is it?

Right, right. He tried to get himself involved in it as well.

So it was a weird day yesterday in the NFL. I mean, two 50-point scores between Philadelphia and, of course, the Rams against the New York Giants here.

And they did just an absolutely deplorable display of football by both the Broncos and the Giants.

And then, like you said, the fights all across the league.

And I don't know what was in the water yesterday, but whatever it was, it was not pretty.

As a hockey fan, and I know you are as am I, isn't there something, though, kind of refreshing about that, the actual emotion, the actual, now I don't know why AJ Green would hit a helmet, but nonetheless, that passion that, you know, need to attack, I seem to enjoy that a little bit.

Do you?

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