On your phone with the radio.com.

And on your computer at CBS Boston Sports.com.

Toucher and Rich.

985, the Sports Hub.

985, the Sports Hub.

We are Toucher and Rich.

We're in the Town Fair Tire Studios.

We are simulcast on NBC Sports, Boston.

There's a video on the internet's there.

I think it's at 985 to Sports Hub where Scott Zolak went outside.

I guess the premise was because Gropolo got traded.

Zolak was auditioning to be the quarterback.

You ran some routes, right?

I did, but the problem was I had bought a champion sweatsuit,

like so just straight up gray sweatsuit.

And I had my wallet, keys, and phone in my pockets. Ooh, that's a bad move. He was hitting up his pants as he ran. So I'm like, nah, yeah, I caught the ball, but then I'm like, nah, got to hit you up. There you go, Bert. Look right. All right. So there you go. Yeah. Well, it's not that big a deal. But I... Oh, Zos and all his glory out there. Oh, yeah. There's Fred doing his pattern right there. Yeah, so I catch the ball and then I got to pill my pants. Make sure there's not a bad moment there. I mean, they were like literally I could have had a penis situation being a chum.

Oh, we don't want that.

That was a calculated decision there.

You either look like the old man pulling your pants up or a lot worse.

Everyone discovers that I'm half a man.

All right.

So, Bert Breer, we've not talked to you since this Garoppolo trade.

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