I'm going to speak very quietly because Dominic's got a sore head.

This is the Europeans. It's a quite good

podcast about Europe. Everyone's going to now think I'm just hung over. You're not though. You've got

concussion or you did. What happened? It was very mild and I'm really okay. I just banged my head on my

new house. We've got lots of low beams. And I thwacked it really hard and felt a bit funny for a few

days, but it's nothing serious. No need to worry, listeners. I can't think of anything worse than

having concussion and living next to a massive bell tower, which dongs every 15 minutes. I hope

you got a nice big stock of like ibuprofen next to you. You're not meant to take ibuprofen when you have concussion actually.

Risk of bleeding.

Ah, now I know.

Please don't give bad medical advice on the podcast, Katie.

We cannot be held liable for anything.

What are you supposed to have instead?

Oh, you're meant to have paracetamol.

Ah.

Anyway, how is your week?

Much less dramatic. I have been teaching English at a Paris journalism school, which I do from time to time.

And it was quite fun.

And my students were very well behaved.

But I'm really glad that it's not my full-time job.

Teaching is exhausting.

Have you ever taught anything?

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