November 20th Show!

Brant & Sherri Oddcast

Brant Hansen

Society & Culture, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2014

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Searching for the Perfect Parking Spot, Out of the Way Gas Prices, If Jesus Had a Blog, Jesus & Success, Smoothness Tips, Answering the Hard Question, Give Up Makeup?, Dueling Shows, Thanksgiving LotR Ideas, Best Joke Ever, Another Good Joke, Saeed Abedini

Quotes:

"There may be some poison involved, but other than that you should be fine..."

"I want people to see God not us"

"Before we put 90 miles on the car for meatballs, let's just be honest and say we want to go to IKEA."

"In 4 months from now, all your eyebrow hairs will be replaced by new ones."

"That's why it's so deeply hilarious"

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is the Brand and Sherry podcast.
0:04.8	The parking lot debate is over.
0:06.9	It is official, especially going into holiday shopping season, this is good to know.
0:11.9	Okay.
0:12.4	Some people, you probably notice, I don't know if you're one of them or not Sherry, but they like to drive around interminably to find a spot.
0:19.7	No, I'm not like that, but my mother is obsessed with the right spot. Okay. Which is frustrating to the people in the car, they're like, can we just get out? Yeah. Just park over there. If you would have parked over there. We could have walked through the door by now. 20 minutes ago, we would be shopping. Right now. They actually studied this. So there's the two approaches.
0:38.2	One is just keep driving around, keep driving around.
0:41.8	And the other one is just park in the first available spot, no matter how far away it is.
0:45.4	They have found that you are going to be shopping much faster if you just park somewhere.
0:50.3	Just park.
0:51.0	Okay.
0:51.7	Just park the car.
0:53.3	And that'll do it. Just park the car. And that'll do it.
0:54.4	Just park the car. Uh-huh. Let us out. All right. And we'll walk. It's okay. And it's healthier, too, because you walk a little bit. But just in terms of time, you'll save so much time. Now, I'm guessing from the passion of your voice that you're the person who says. Just walk. Okay. A lot of times you went up three spots closer.
1:14.5	After 25 minutes of slowly driving around, trying to avoid pedestrians.
1:20.3	This study has affirmed what you already believe.
1:22.2	Yes.
1:22.6	And that's why I'm putting it on the air.
1:24.4	Otherwise, it would never see the light of day.
1:29.3	Here's another thing.
1:35.1	Like the people who drive around forever just to find a parking spot, I, okay, it's much quicker to just park somewhere. It is. You go to the mall or whatever. Just park and walk. You'll be
1:39.0	inside faster. That's how I feel. They've proven it. The other thing is, feeling like you can save two cents a gallon. Yeah. I know it seems significant because they post those prices out by the street. They don't do that with milk. Right. You know? They don't. So people are like, oh, it's an extra 40 cents, whatever. But if they posted the prices out for, I a cent yes get in there get in there now if you
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