Good morning. Welcome, Billy Madison show. I was reading this report that they were making

kids toys smaller, what better price because of the economy. Oh, yeah. Well, that's cool.

Let's go prepare. Yeah. Man, that used to be the worst part of Christmas was just

having to fill up the tree because you had to fill up the tree, but you had to fill it

up over like all it just became so expensive. Yeah. Now, you know, I got a kid that's a freshman

in high school. So like, I can get her just one big ass thing for Christmas and I'm good.

You know, just like one good big present. I saw some people there are like, Oh, the worst

part about having kids is having to buy them gifts around Christmas. They're stressed

on the parents because you want to get everybody who everybody wants to give their kid a good

Christmas. Like that's, you know, if you're anyway, like somewhat half way of a loving

parent, like that's what you want to do, right? In my opinion, but it's, it becomes, especially

these people that have like two and three kids. I'm just like, I don't know how you do it,

bro, like that is Christmas was stressfuled up with one old Derek. Now as I was saying

that some of the gifts are smaller, right? Yeah. As these companies are making smaller

toys, more affordable toys for kids, right? That brings me to, have you seen this?

Like five foot looks like he's about five seven. What it says on here, the description

is this bear. Do you see this story this morning? It's a five foot seven bear. Yeah, but

it's got like fingers, wow, feet and a little bear head. What the hell is that? Let me send

it to you. That is not a real thing. It's a real thing. You can go, no, you can go on

Etsy. You're getting trolled. That is decibels the same thing I've ever seen called loving

bear puffy. What kid would get that? Well, you can get it for, it's basically what it

is. It's a boyfriend pillow full size hug pillow plush figure. Yeah. Christmas gift

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