This is the Brand and Sherry podcast. People ask me a lot, Brand, are you kind of a dangerous guy? You know how things work in the world and you're kind of a survivalist? I'm like, yeah, as a matter of fact, I am. That's where you ask, because I am. Who's asking that? I know all about, like, how to respond. If anything, I'm always thinking of possible scenarios. Okay.

What if aliens land right outside? Like, what do I do? Okay. Bam, I'm always thinking, thinking, thinking, Yeah, I'm snapping. I'm thinking, I'm snapping. I'm thinking, always like, what if this, what if that? I thought through it all. So I thought I would share this knowledge. We have this thing called survival school. And what will happen is, if you're on on the phone I will give you a scenario and you

have five seconds to decide what to do okay and I think it teaches not only a person on the phone

but everybody else listening like different survival skills from you you're the you're the one

teaching us yeah I like the like the guys on TV everybody likes those guys you're that you're like

them akin to that you can like me as well as you like them. So we will do survival school coming up. Colton is on the phone and Colton, where are you from, man? Shreveport, Louisiana. Okay, let's say Colton's in Shreveport, Louisiana and he's walking along a little pond there in Shreveport right in the middle. Beautiful. Shreveport is gorgeous this time of year.

Do they have a pond?

Colton?

We do have a few bodies of water.

Okay.

All right. So he's walking along once.

Oh, look, Flamingos. They're beautiful.

They're grazing there.

Uh-huh. There you have. And then they're having some right along the edge of the pond they're beautiful there's about 400 of them and they're just pink and beautiful and Colton just takes it in and then they notice you the flamingos notice him-oh, uh-oh, now they're attacking.

All of them are attacking. It's a flamingo attack and there's nothing you can do about it. 400 flamingos are now pecking you. Pecking, pecking, pecking. What do you do? Colton, you have five seconds. Five, four, three. Run away? Two? No, too late. Oh. No, the actual answer is...

It's an embarrassing death.

Yeah, you can't. The actual answer is it's too late. What? There's nothing you can do. So... If you have 400 flamingos attacking, you might as well just go peacefully, Colton. Well, why did we even do this? Yeah. So this has been survival school.

Nobody couldn't.

You're saying he had no chance of surviving.

No, the best thing to do is just to a lot, just go peacefully and just let it go.

Don't struggle. Don't struggle, Colton.

That was your mistake.

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