And Gene Simmons is going to be in studio next week at this time.

And the problem with Gene Simmons is that, at least I have interviewed him probably 10 times.

I have a photo album of all the people that have interviewed, and it's Gene Simmons with a porn chick, and Gene Simmons with this guy, and Gene Simmons with another porn chick. Like, I've interviewed him so many times. He just doesn't care. I've never met him in person, but I've interviewed him on the phone. Yeah, we've interviewed him on the phone here at the station a couple times. I've interviewed him in person legit like seven times. And so he just doesn't care. He's been interviewed a million times by a million people.

He just wants to make money.

He just wants to sell his wares.

So in order to make the interview special,

and he is selling something that's like $50 million that you can buy from him.

It's a box that he delivers to your home and then hosts a party.

Right.

And I'm not joking.

That's what it is.

For $50,000.

So we'll do that. All right. So the only way to make it really special is to get our favorite kiss fan. Rocker row, Mike! Lise that's in studio. And we're sure he'd be excited because he knows all the words to creatures of the night. Yeah, he did that. A kiss song that even the band probably would not know the words, too. So he is not to be found. Since the Red Sox have stopped playing, it's been impossible to find him. Yeah, I mean, he has been, for the last three weeks, no one can find. Now, I've had a couple listeners send me pictures, which was interesting. So we sent Nick out because he has gone into the... The torture and rich.

Missing character vortex.

Nick.

Where places like the faster guy have gone, where Wolf Echo Out is gone, where Roberta Plant,

Mikey from the Fens, they just go missing.

And I don't know what's happened. So I said, we're not going to let rock and roll Mike slip through our fingers. So Nick went out, he hit the dirt. He went and started like, brought his little notepad out with his pen and the hat that said press on the front of it. He was shaking people down. And so Nick. He was doing some investigative reporting. And Nick went out and talked to a doorman who works right there in Lansdown. This is right in rock and roll Mike's wheelhouse. And it's tough to miss rock and roll Mike because he brings a big amp and a guitar and screams. And you heard him there. That is the volume in which he speaks. So if you're anywhere near a regular on Lansdown Street, you're going to have seen it. Yeah, he's throwing basically a fit. Right. Essentially, yeah. So here is Nick speaking to one of the doorman at one of the bars last night on Lansdown Street. Can we use this for the radio? Sure. I'm on the hunt for rock and roll mic.

When was the last time you saw him?

Saturday night.

Was he on the street or was there some kind of event?

He was doing his usual yelling stuff.

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