Nothingburger
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder feel better about the country. There are signs that the last four years of historical ineptitude and presidential illiteracy are waning. Titus and Bradley are back on the road and Hylinder is finally releasing his album... at some point... we think.
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| 0:00.0 | Everybody, this is Christopher Titus from the Titus Podcast brought to you today by Harry's |
| 0:13.0 | Ragers and Liquid Ivy and Sundays. |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah, do you like grass? |
| 0:18.6 | I mean the kind of the backyard. |
| 0:19.9 | Anyway, now with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus! |
| 0:22.9 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:27.9 | Hello everybody, I got both shots. |
| 0:33.1 | You gotta get your vaccinations, and I am back to doing shows, which some of you will |
| 0:38.7 | love and some of you will feel nauseous. |
| 0:40.9 | And those are my true fans. |
| 0:42.9 | Listen, I feel better about the country more than I have in a long time. |
| 0:48.5 | I mean there are signs that the last four years of historical ineptitude and presidential |
| 0:52.8 | illiteracy are waning. |
| 0:54.7 | The stupid curve took a steeper decline after the election than COVID did. |
| 0:59.8 | The constant stress of wondering what word salad nightmare would barf out a sweet potato |
| 1:06.0 | Hitler's orange puke called daily are over. |
| 1:11.6 | And the new guy, Joe Bodyslam Biden, is killing it. |
| 1:15.2 | How do I know that? |
| 1:16.8 | Because of what the other side has got on him. |
| 1:19.3 | And for all of you who use the lazy, it's post-sides argument to give yourselves a, I |
| 1:24.1 | don't know, motor come of relief from being dead ass wrong for the last half a decade. |
| 1:29.4 | Let's look at that argument. |
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