This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio,

the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now he's Armstrong and Getty. He's Armstrong and Gettie.

Has everybody tried this coffee thing?

Oh my God, it's really good.

They pour hot water across coffee beans?

Oh, my God.

Who's the first guy who thought, you know what we ought to do?

See that, Trey over there.

Let's pick some of that, cruck it up, and pour some water over it, and that drink it. First, I use the kind that comes out of the south end of a northbound cat. I like the civet cat coffee. Classy. Oh, that's some good stuff. Live from Studio C. Seas in your... A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound,

and to kick off a brand. Live from Studio C. C's in your... A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound,

and to kick off a brand new week, pregnant with possibilities,

we're toiling under the title of the show.

Nothing could be finer than to go to Comey Chiner.

Or, if you prefer, another rhymer.

If you want a virus, choose hauntavirus. From what I understand,

the hauntavirus is exactly like COVID, just as spreadable, and we should all be very

concerned. Did I take the news incorrectly? It's killed 350,000 people already. Or did, or was

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