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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Nothing But Threesomes (Live from Woodstock)

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.89K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

A 24-year-old woman keeps getting hit on by couples, but she's never had a threesome. Geth and a live audience help her decide if she should go on a throuple date for the free food. She also opens up about moving from a small island to NYC to escape the fighting between her mom and grandma. She wonders if her dysfunctional family is the reason she attracts engaged women, married men who claim to be in the secret service, and other "crazy people."

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello Woodstock, New York.

0:07.0

It's beautiful and anonymous.

0:10.0

One hour.

0:11.0

One phone call.

0:12.0

No names?

0:13.0

No holds bar.

0:14.0

I'd rather no one on one.

0:18.0

I think it'll be more fun than I'll get to know you.

0:23.0

And you'll get to know me.

0:28.0

Hi everybody, Chris Gether here.

0:31.0

I hope you're doing well.

0:32.0

Thanks for tuning in to Beautiful Anonymous.

0:35.0

I remain amazed at how many people listen to the show each week.

0:38.0

How many people are out there telling their friends about it after all these years.

0:41.0

How many people tell me they've been listening from the beginning?

0:43.0

Or I meet people telling me they just discovered.

0:45.0

Hello to all you.

0:46.0

I really appreciate you.

0:48.0

Truly.

0:49.0

I tell you, last week's episode.

0:52.0

It took for their journalist who was thinking about quitting.

0:55.0

We got caught up in some comedy drama.

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