I was flipping through the channels the other day but there was nothing good on nothing to play

So I went to my computer and realized that there was so much content before my eyes

There's nothing to Netflix in my heart and not my screen

There's always something that I still haven't seen

But maybe one day we can try to watch the rest

So love and share now, give it your best

Yeah, that's right, happy holidays!

Low, low, low-hem!

Yeah, it's time for our first holiday film of the nothing but Netflix season

And now, let's welcome in, the man who brings joy to so many

All throughout the year, here he is, Shepal, Shepal, how are you? Happy holidays!

It's Christmas, bitch! Let's do it! Rob, it's time! Tis the season!

Lindsay Lowhands here, Santa's here, you and I are here

And we're ready to bring in the season of Turkey and you know, all these other things that are typically shared with Thanksgiving

But we're gonna just skip all of that and go straight to the snow, the uelty, the slaves, and all that good stuff

Let's do it to talk about one of Netflix's top original films at this hour

It hit number one over the weekend, it's called Falling For Christmas, Netflix's take on a hallmark holiday tale

It's called Lindsay Lowhands as the lead, we have a special guest here to join us once upon a time

I'm sure he talked about Lindsay Lowhands mom playing a celebrity big brother, please welcome in the great Matt Lagorri, Matt, how are you?

Very good, I spent a lot more hours talking about Cord Over Street in my life than I have, Dina Lowhands

But it's cord, not chord, over street, everybody, okay, cord, over street

Yes, I know there was a lot of confusion about that, but yes, I mean, it is pretty early for the Christmas spirit if you ask me

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