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Help I Sexted My Boss

Nothing Beats a Jet2holiday in Malta!

Help I Sexted My Boss

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Personal Journals, Hilarious Dilemmas, British Humour Podcast, British Duo Comedy Podcast, Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast, Best British Comedy Podcast, Etiquette Podcast With Humor, Social Etiquette Advice, William Hanson Etiquette, Top Uk Banter Podcast, Jordan North Podcast, Funny Advice Podcast Uk, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

William and Producer Ben are back in the studio after their sun‑soaked adventure in Malta, all thanks to Jet2, and Jordan is not hiding his envy. The boys unpack every detail of their Mediterranean getaway: the food, the sights, the unexpected activities - did someone say Popeye Village? - and of course, the souvenirs they’ve brought home for Jordan. It’s true what they say, nothing does beat a Jet2holiday - especially in Malta! For your chance to win a trip to Malta with Jet2, go to www.jet2holidays.com/sextedmyboss. Terms and conditions apply. Thank you Jet2holidays! #ad

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to a special bonus episode of Help I Sexted my boss, brought to you by Jet 2 and Visit Malta.

0:11.4

It's nice to have you back in the studio, actually, doing some work, Judith Chalmers over here.

0:16.1

Well, how rude, thank you very much. Well, whilst you've been busy at work, I was given the brilliant

0:20.6

opportunity to go away with Jet 2 and visit Malta.

0:23.9

And whilst I, obviously, Jordan, I do admire your work ethic. Getting away is good for the soul. And I had a fantastic time.

0:31.4

Yeah. So basically, I couldn't come. So he was you.

0:34.8

Yeah. Well, when I say I had a fantastic time, I thought I was going to have a fantastic time. I'm good about this. I wish I was you. Yeah, well when I say I had a fantastic time, I thought I was going to have a fantastic

0:38.5

time. I'm good about this. I'm so, I wish I was there. But he was the, what's the, he was the, my

0:44.8

bag carrier. Obviously, he let any excuse for Ben to get off work, and he was going to sort of keep me

0:50.3

company. We did all, what's the word replacement? What do you do? Stand in. Understudy? Understudy. Yeah. We obviously were thinking of you. I was thinking of you the whole time, Jordan, even though I was cheating on you with another man, as it were. There were definitely activities that were much more you than me, but we'll come on to that. Ben, you're actually on microphone properly for today's

1:12.0

episode. Hi guys. Indeed. How was being on holiday with me? It was really fun, actually. Just lower

1:18.8

register. Just say that more convincing me. Sorry, it was really, it was genuinely quite fun. And did you

1:24.7

enjoy Malta? I did. We loved Malta. We did so much. So much to tell you. Oh, okay. So because there was so much that you wanted to tell me about, we've done a special episode with Jet 2 today. Yes, we have indeed. So we bought, along the way, we were bringing you some gifts. Okay. Because I know, you know, we don't need to feel excluded in any way. Because I've just got back a holiday and didn't bring you any gifts. Oh, you mean they're not out there?

1:27.9

No. Because I know, you know, we don't need you to feel excluded in any way. Because I've just got back a holiday and didn't bring you any gifts.

1:42.1

Oh, you mean they're not out there? No. Right. Oh, sorry. But you brought me gifts? Yeah, it's fine. All right, so what have we got? Well, we didn't bring you anything from the plane. Okay. Because, well, we didn't. We forgot at that point to actually get you anything.

1:43.4

It was when we actually got to Malta.

2:17.5

But it was very easy flight. I've flown with Jet too many a time. Indeed. The staff are always so lovely. And the food on there is very good. You know, I got a bacon butty on there. Yes. And it actually is like a proper bacon body. Well, you're basically a world expert.

2:18.0

I know.

2:18.3

Yeah.

2:18.7

Yeah.

2:15.3

We had a pizza twist. I sin them. I have not tried them. Are they any good? They're very good. I knew I should have got one and I. I'd just flown back with him. I should have got one. I can only speak for the pepperoni because Ben had the margarita one because vegetarian. But no, the pepperoni was very nice.

2:17.4

Megan and all of her staff, I should just say,

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