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Real talk I don't know if I'm switching my last name

What would it take for you to switch your last name, but I switch my gender

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Feel like there's a bitch when I change my last name

Yo, you'd be more of a bitch

Yeah, if you switch your last name than if you actually became a bitch straight up

Okay, what what what if you found out that now seeing is such a common last name

Yeah, but let's let's say you had a really specific last name shults very common last name

Let's say you had a really specific last name right?

Family either

Family you did now. What if you what if you found out that?

Family you did right yeah came from a long line of like animal fuckers

Like like you know, but specifically animal fuckers, right?

But they found out that they were Indians and they actually fucked cows and we know

Wow

So they actually fuck cows and and you found out that everybody in your lineage

Fucked cows and it was known throughout India

It was known everywhere and here you are an Indian comic a comic of the Indian people

You still want to be the comic those people but every time your name is on the bill form from your legacy yo

You can't run from your legs

What do you do you just got on it? You know, I mean on it

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