Not With the Shits
The B. Scott Show
B. Scott
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2017
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Often imitated, never duplicated, the one and only B. Scott. You're listening to the |
| 0:08.9 | B. Scott show. Get ready, love muffins. I would laugh. I don't play laughing today. |
| 0:15.5 | Yeah, it's definitely one of those days. It's like I woke up this morning like, |
| 0:20.3 | how did I get here? nobody's supposed to be here? |
| 0:25.0 | And yet here we are. |
| 0:26.0 | No I mean like at my friend's house I woke up. |
| 0:29.0 | Because you didn't make it home? |
| 0:30.0 | I didn't make it home last night. |
| 0:32.0 | Because I had drunk too much like we had spent the whole |
| 0:35.8 | day drinking and it wasn't supposed to be that way it's never supposed to be that way it was |
| 0:40.0 | supposed to be like one or two drinks. I mean we started at a brunch. |
| 0:43.2 | Right. We went from brunch all the way to like 3 a.m. |
| 0:46.3 | Now I say on to brunch I went home. |
| 0:47.8 | How did it happen? Like I'm just like how do you like go out? Like we started late brunch given it was like 2 2.30 and |
| 0:56.5 | started there started having some drinks and then like okay let's go to Pomp |
| 1:01.3 | went to Pomp and then we're like okay let's stop to Pomp, went to Pomp, and then we're like, okay, let's stop by the Abbey, then went to the chapel, |
| 1:06.7 | then went to Barton, then went to, goodness, where do we go, then we went to Revolve, then we went to Revolve then we went to Mickey's then we went to rage I did the |
| 1:17.6 | whole strip like I was on tour I did the whole moment and it was complete fuckery. In what way? I saw all the people I did not |
| 1:26.6 | want to see. Like literally it was the greatest hits of fuckery. Sounds like my Saturday night. |
| 1:34.0 | You had the same experience? Yeah, so I went, I went a friend of mine, we went to, you know, prank had the grand opening on Saturday. |
| 1:39.0 | So he went, had some drinks, day drinking, and he was like, |
| 1:42.0 | come with me to this thing tonight I'm like |
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