I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for top draw comedy nights near you

thanks to our friends at the TV channel Dave, at absoluteradio.co.uk

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too.

I ran out of time though.

Hi! Yes, I've said hi. Get over it. This is Frank Skinner. It's not the weekend podcast

through the auspices of absoluteradio and I'm with Emily and you guessed it.

I'm with the Cockrope as well. He's in residence. He's on a stomp not too far in the distance

as the sun rises. My jingle never really took off if we're honest.

Do you have a jingle? Well, we tried, but I don't know why it just never took off Frank did it.

I think we had see Emily play Pink Floyd, but then a sport Victorian chart by the fall became

much more my theme tune. Yes, it's all gone.

It's okay, it's no biggie. We can look into that. You can try this.

I love love. Okay, I tell you what we haven't done for ages. I know, we haven't even bought that.

No, how long has it been since I did this? We used to do this out of the way.

I do things like I wrote to one of the gladiators the other day and I wrote deer hunter and then

it would be off and there was one of those every week. I milked it to the pipe where it was just

dust in my hands, but that was the, you know, that's where I formed it for years.

I speak kind of all things musical. I've noticed, you know, sometimes you notice that you do

something. You've been doing it instinctively for years and one day you think, oh god,

I always do that. Oh, come on. I went to a cash point the other day and as I was late, you know,

I got some money. I always go for the fall 200. Do you? Oh, yeah. Oh, hello. What do you go for?

It varies depending on the money. How I like to get the 200. I like the free song of passing the,

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