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So they'd say, have you got a mat?

And you'd say, not since Errol Flynn died

I see

I don't understand

Well, you know, google it later

Hello

Oh, this is Frank Skinner Absolute Radio and not weekend podcast with Emily and Garroth

I've got at that moment

You know when there's a newsread and you think, oh no, just cough, don't try and talk through it

It makes me very anxious

Have you got a cough button?

A cough button

So you pressed a button and you're allowed to cough

How I thought it was some sort of confection

I thought that was a FOMO term for coughs

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