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Hi, hello and welcome to Not the Weekend Podcast with Frank Skinner via

Out. I want to say via Absolute Radio. I don't know if that's quite the right terminology.

I'm with Emily and Gareth. We're sitting in a radio studio. There's two other people in here.

Emma, the producer, and Daisy, the associate producer. Associate or assistant?

Oh, I like the way she's going to be at EFA. Yeah, exactly. I know EFA.

No people think she's an extra on East Enders. Yeah.

Well, she's a bit more hobby. Do you think more hobby?

EFA, leave it.

But I thought I was speaking of television classics.

They're the triplets, no. No, this is just... I was watching. I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.

Where is there a special Antendick shop where they get their clothes from?

Because nobody else wears those short, grey, slight, grey jacket type things.

Where do they get that from? It's always like a black shirt, like a grey seam on your waistcoat.

I've never seen anyone else dress the way they dress. Very buttoned up in a strange way.

Why two buttoned up? Trust. Trust up, like some sort of Christmas turkey.

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