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Plus, Emily and Gareth.

Yes, and you've been included, okay?

Oh, so welcome. Thank you for listening.

Just for taking the trouble to download is, you know, I love it.

I have a reprise to begin with, a reprise.

For those of you who listen to the Saturday morning show,

or it's a resultant podcast, you'll know that I went to a launch party last week

for the King James Bible Trust.

Not trust, a King James Bible Trust would be a marvelous thing.

You could think, it's a bit tight under the thing, but that'll be the no-testiment slipped.

So, I mentioned the fact that I met Professor Gordon Campbell,

who wrote, is written a book.

Oh, yeah, I've seen him in Hello and Okay.

Yeah, exactly. He's got a beard.

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