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It's the not the weekend podcast with Frank Skinner through the auspices of no auspices of Absolute Radio.

And I'm with Emily and Gareth in the basement.

Right.

Yeah.

It is very basement like that.

Well, it's a basement, that's why. That's because we're below the ground.

Often giving a basemental effect.

I always find.

I wonder if people, I don't even care where we are, but it's quite much smaller than you'd imagine.

It's a bunker.

We're very, I mean, we are very adjacent.

If you can imagine the three of us in a phone box with like a microphone coming down from the ceiling.

I can smell Gareth's aftershave.

It's like sharing a toilet seat.

It's not that bad.

Well, no, we still can't agree with that analogy.

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