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Hello and welcome to Not the Weekend Podcast with Frank Skinner, Emily and Gareth.

Hello, under the auspices of Absolute Radio.

I've already said auspices and no, I noticed.

Yeah, I'm so pleased they've opened some auspices.

It's really, yeah, lovely work.

I think it is an icing, because they pump it all into the 38-year-old man in the Black T-shirt,

but what about the elderly that listen to this?

Yeah, and once you've got them in, they can't turn it off.

That's a good thing about them.

Yeah, well, I've always said that.

So, have I?

So, um, we've arrived?

Well, actually, talking about the elderly, we have had a text in Hevent Week during the week,

from someone who I think sounds like he could be quite elderly.

Yeah, so you're guessing from the nature of his...

Well, partly from his name.

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