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It's the first not-the-week end podcast of 2011. I'm Frank Skinner. This is a sort of Absolute Radio production.

I don't know. I've never said that before in my life, but there is out. I'm with Emily and Gareth.

I'm a bit bummed up. I'll be honest with you. You know you can hear it. I'm sorry, but it's not time of the year.

You're now at the stage as well again.

I certainly have not had day.

Although I am a little bit double denim, I think I could get away with it with a quail night out.

Yes.

Anyway, it's great to be back.

I'll tell you what I did over the New York. Something I've never really probably done before.

I went to Primark.

Oh, yes.

Not in a... I was in there about an hour and a half.

Are you a foot on?

Yeah.

To get lost.

I'd be quite windy.

I didn't get lost.

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