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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Not That You're A Doctor, But When Did You Have To Act Like One

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

Not that you're a doctor, but what did you have to act like one?

0:02.0

206-803 rock.

0:04.0

Hello, Matthew, welcome to the mendroom.

0:07.0

Liquor and hoars.

0:08.0

Liquor and hoars.

0:10.0

Hey guys, how you doing?

0:12.0

Doing great, man, thank you yeah so anyway when I was about

0:16.6

19 I'd say it was right before my first son was born I I was eaten a biscuit actually like a sausage

0:25.4

biscuit at a restaurant and I bit down on I don't know if it was a bone or

0:30.3

something that ended up into meat but it flipped my molar right in half.

0:34.0

And I lived on Woodby Island at the time and I lived on the south end so the closest

0:39.6

Dennis was like all the way up in El Carver. And so I drove up there to go see him and I was about 45 minutes before they closed.

0:48.0

They said that they would do what they could, right?

0:51.0

And this is Seymour, so it's like the worst place ever but they they didn't numb me

0:56.3

all the way before they had started actually like trying to remove it and they were

1:01.4

unsuccessful and then the guy ends up closing up with you know oh well you're going to have to come back tomorrow you know and now my mouth you know everything's swollen and way more pain than it was and I'm driving home and and I can just feel my heartbeat in my head.

1:15.2

And by the time I got to my place, like 47 minutes later, like I couldn't deal with it anymore. And my ex was pregnant and she saw me out in the shop and she was like what are you doing?

1:26.8

I grabbed a bike and I cut a piece of the intertube off of it and grabbed a pair of pliers and you know decided I'm going to remove this thing myself you know I couldn't handle it anymore and

1:37.6

So I ended up grabbing a pair of pliers and putting that piece of rubber in between and I ripped it and I ripped it out and it made like a suctioned crack sound.

1:47.0

I mean it was disgusting but blood just starts pouring out of my face you know and

1:50.6

I just you know salt water and they say like that'll help like help the clotting happen

1:57.2

and it would not stop bleeding so I ended up grabbing a torch for my shop and a butter knife handle because the butter knife handle seemed to fit in that area like perfect

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