Not So Happy Holidays | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 14 December 2024
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0:00 Intro
1:27 My bf gave stole my present to give to his mom https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dd5l3u/my_boyfriend_22m_gave_a_handmade_christmas/
16:53 I told my sis not to bring her food to the meal https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1giyqrb/aita_for_telling_my_sister_shes_not_allowed_to/
34:48 I caught on fire at a NYE party https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7njsgs/tifu_by_catching_on_fire_at_a_nye_party/
40:13 I gave my MIL a fake house key https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rrjhmz/aita_for_giving_my_mil_a_fake_copy_of_my_house/
48:10 I didn't get on a flight because he put my kids in economy https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/vvdhkw/my_girlfriend_left_me_for_putting_the_christmas/
58:48 I told my brother he can't stay with us if he brings his leg https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/18pqf0v/aitah_for_telling_my_brother_he_cannot_stay_with/
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and it is the holiday season, which means we've got some holiday-themed Reddit stories for you today. |
| 0:08.0 | And I am joined by two people who are bringing the holiday spirit, Trevor and Arasha. |
| 0:12.7 | To ho-ho-ho's. That's right. |
| 0:14.4 | Oh, ho-hoes. That's right. Wow, Trevor, really cool sweater that you wore today. |
| 0:20.5 | Thank you. Yeah. He's, you know, he's just, sweater that you wore today. Thank you. |
| 0:21.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.6 | He's just, he's defecating down the chimney. |
| 0:26.4 | I think we're going to have to blur this, right? |
| 0:28.1 | Santa Claus. |
| 0:28.9 | We can't show Santa's crackless ass. |
| 0:32.1 | I believe his ass is firmly planted in the chimney. |
| 0:35.7 | It seems, you know, there's a lot to unpack here, but we don't have to do that right now. Okay. is firmly planted in the chamber, it seems. |
| 0:39.4 | You know, there's a lot to unpack here, |
| 0:40.6 | but we don't have to do that right now. |
| 0:44.6 | The holiday season can be a time for a lot of drama, |
| 0:45.6 | for a lot of people. |
| 0:47.7 | Have you ever dealt with holiday drama? |
| 0:49.5 | I know I have. |
| 0:51.3 | Yeah, I'm sure. |
| 0:52.2 | Okay. |
| 0:53.6 | Yeah, I bet. I think I've gotten pretty lucky. |
| 0:55.8 | Oh. |
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