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🗓️ 14 May 2021
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FOUR ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE! Round 1: Time to update the Annual Training for OPSEC. Some boot at a power plant got phished like he was the subject of an Ernest Hemingway novel! Round 2: That Checks Out: anti-vaxxers are back at it again but this time in a way that no one would expect Round 3: Commanders, update your safety brief if youre traveling to russia. A little casual nuclear reactor vodka is on the way. Round 4: A beautiful beluga whale is possibly the first ever whale refugee after it swam to norway from Russia.
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0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. Today we have four rounds |
0:10.9 | of the magazine. Rod number one, it's time to update the annual training for op-sick. Some boot |
0:16.3 | at a power plant or a ore refinery, whatever the fuck you want to call it, got catfish like I've |
0:21.2 | never seen. He was fish like he was the subject of an earnest Hemingway novel, just absolutely |
0:27.2 | terrible cross the board. But if the rumors are true, the reason why we cannot blame him, we can't. |
0:35.0 | Round number two, that checks out. Any Vaxers are back at it again, but this time in a way that |
0:39.8 | no one would expect. Round number three, commentators update your safety brief if you're traveling to |
0:45.2 | Russia. They're going to have a little casual nuclear react, Davaka over there. That doesn't seem |
0:51.6 | like the best idea, but they explain it in a way where I'm totally on board. And finally, |
0:58.2 | round number four, a beautiful beluga whale is possibly the first ever whale refugee as it swam |
1:04.3 | from Norway to Russia. And it showed up kind of like the Wiley Coyote where it's not a bomb, |
1:11.3 | and it's actually a bomb and it gets them. That's the way that this beluga whale showed up on the |
1:16.4 | shores of Norway. And it is adorable. Oh, beluga whales. They're just so cute. That would be a |
1:24.2 | lot of people dream about being a mermaid or a merman. Damn it. They dream about that. |
1:31.1 | I don't I wish that I could live in water just so I could have aquatic pets. Like I would love to have |
1:37.6 | you would love to be Ariel. I would. I mean, I would love to know. I think I'd want to be |
1:42.6 | sub-bassion. I'd just be a sassy little red crab all the time. Yes, okay. But hanging out with like |
1:50.3 | penguins and being there like, have you ever pet a stingray? No, I haven't, but I know I really |
1:56.1 | want to. There's an aquarium here in town that they would get these babies because there was a lot of, |
2:02.9 | I don't know if you know this or not. No, a lot of stingrays got captured because did you know that |
2:09.0 | some of the scallops that they sell in the United States are actually stingrays? What? Yeah, because |
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