Hello, everyone, and welcome to Secret Keepers Club.

Thank you guys, so, so much.

15 and so happy to have you here, as always. My name is Carly Aquilino. I'm your host. We got a great episode for you today. A bunch of emails that you guys sent in to SecretCupers Club at gmail.com that we're going to get to. And a bunch of things that go to a shit shot with me. That was about. All right. I'm recording this on

Wednesday.

Not Monday.

Meanwhile, I had the episode locked and loaded because I have to record

two this week because I'm going to plot tomorrow. So I was kind of like, okay, let me do one Friday or Saturday, and then I'll do

another one in the middle of the week. Girl, my freaking computer, things like this only happened to me.

Because I just got a new damn computer. My other one I had for what, 12 years before it started crapping out.

Now, you know what they say, girl?

They don't make them like they used to.

They really don't.

And when I tell you that shit like this, it's like, is it a big problem?

No.

But sometimes, like, the little inconveniences will genuinely make me want to put my head through a wall. Okay? But anyway, it's all good now.

Everything's all fixed. I had to erase the entire thing. People were telling me, I think you got hacked

because I just wanted to go open the computer and send in the podcast. And it was like, no, you can't

do it. But everybody's like, you got hacked. I'm like, imagine hacking my computer. And it's only

exclusively videos of me talking about people shitting their pants. That would not be a job

well done. Anywho, girl. Hope everybody's well. Very excited to be chit-chatting, though,

because there has been an update since I last recorded on that, on that forever gone file.

Okay.

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