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Hey guys, awesome episode today we got questions about transferring a shitty

bachelor party and is being addicted away to getting laid. Check it out, enjoy!

And welcome to Day Train Podcasts. This is Jay Train, Jair Freak. Come you live from your

cities. Up a West Side Stand Pure Glows or every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your

stories, your questions. I say it every week. Let me say it again.

Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

You know right now, listen, you might be coming back from a long road trip. And that, I love those.

I love right now, I got a lot of snapchats and DMs and tweets and thinking about

bobbers just sent to me saying, if you want a car ride with a big crew, get that crew

subscribed. And because that feathers my nuts. Every time I see it, it's like you went into the

closet, got this big 10 foot feather and you grazed me up and down the seam of my

ball sack, right? Where the stitching comes together, right at that point and I go,

oh, that's the noise you make. Ladies, if you hear that noise, you've earned

yourself a man. Okay. If you are looking the stitches of the ball sack and you're a

guy, you're looking here, a guy sound like he just burnt his mouth on pizza.

Oh, that is when you've earned a boyfriend right there. So it really does feel good that

you guys are enjoying and sharing. But please right now, this is the summertime.

Summertime is when Jay train really comes in big. I know, I know there's lonely

moments you're sitting there at your job. You're like, I don't fucking like these

people. I don't want to think about them. I don't want to think about my life. I don't

know what I'm going to do. Put Papa JT in your ear. Put Uncle Jay train, the K-O-B.

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