Not In Front Of Emilio! (w/ Echo Kellum, Chloe Troast, and Molly Kearney)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Echo Kellum, Chloe Troast, and Molly Kearney to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Echo earns a Bad Dates Purple Heart when he wasn’t even on a date to begin with, Chloe’s story proves the truism “if they look weird, they are weird,” and Molly meets her date at a local watering hole for serial killers. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2 Echo Kellum: @echokells Chloe Troast: @chloe_troast Molly Kearney: @meatbrickmolly

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0:00.0	A bruise
0:03.0	A bruise
0:07.0	A bruise on his hand.
0:12.0	That is interesting.
0:13.0	I mean, like, there is not literally an injury in this world small enough for me to not talk about if I received one.
0:22.8	Like, if you showed up for a date with me and I had a cut anywhere on my body,
0:28.3	you would be hearing about it, you know, a bruise, anything.
0:31.3	So, yeah, that is a little weird.
0:33.9	But, like, I mean, boys get bruises.
0:36.5	I'm sorry to be a gender essentialist here, but boys be bruised.
0:41.4	Bad dates.
0:53.7	Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates brought to you by Smartless Media.
0:59.8	I'm Joel Kimbooster, your host, and boy, oh boy, oh boy, do I have a great episode for you today,
1:08.5	an incredible set of guests.
1:09.8	But before we get to the guests, I do have to do what I do at the
1:13.7	beginning of every episode and get to you, which is listenership who's in dire need of assistance,
1:19.1	advice, help. And today we have an email from Taylor.
1:23.8	Bad dates. I need your help. I've had three dates with a guy and I'm not sure where to go from here.
1:29.3	The first date he told me he works as a consultant for some generic sounding business something. Fine.
1:34.5	I did clock that he paid the bill. Nice. In cash, suss. On the second date, we are at a restaurant.
1:40.7	He takes a call and proceeds to give yes or no answers for two minutes.
1:48.5	He even gives the waiter the wait a minute hand gesture, which felt pretty agro.
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