Not Going To Make It

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.6 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

It's been decided... Quantum Week Chris will not complete his "At A Theater Near Me" mission. Kirk has decided that Bill Belichick is the greatest coach in sports history. Hillary Clinton reads the speech she would have read in 2016 for a new MasterClass. A new Chris game, The Big Lead's Sports Media Awards & much more.

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0:00.0	Hey Kirkman and show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.1	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:09.1	Jesus.
0:10.1	There's one of my orphans here, just another sucking on the tit for more, you know, God, quantumly Chris.
0:18.2	What is that?
0:18.8	Say take October?
0:20.0	Yeah, it's an old man.
0:21.0	Oh, it's funny.
0:21.5	Oh, I thought you were reinvigorated by a big offseason.
0:25.4	I am.
0:26.1	The Metropolitan's getting it done.
0:27.5	Max Scherzer, who John Dennis was obsessed with his eyes being different colors.
0:31.5	That's all he ever said if any Max Scherzer diggers, you get two different color eyes.
0:36.1	Sterling Marte.
0:37.4	It's right.
0:38.2	And Mark.
0:39.1	Hannah.
0:41.2	Robbie Ray.
0:42.2	No, no, no, he went, he went elsewhere.
0:44.6	That's the first time I've never heard of somebody on the Saiyung award.
0:47.2	Like I never had a Robbie Ray.
0:48.4	No, never in my life.
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