0:00.0	Forever
0:02.0	Dog Hey, everybody. It's Julie Klausner back for another episode of How Is Your Week?
0:36.4	Did you have a joyous fourth? Did you have a joyous independence
0:39.4	day? Did you have a beautiful independence
0:41.2	day? Did you feel independent?
0:43.5	Did you feel like
0:45.0	you loved America? Enough!
0:48.5	Smacked the table.
0:50.2	I smacked the table
0:51.6	and I do it again. I'm sick
0:53.5	of being nice. I'm ready to be a bad guy. I'm ready to be like Noah Cross. I'm going to call you Mr. Gitts. I'm going to be, I'm thinking of being Faye Dunaway in Chinatown. I want to be Fade Dunaway in Network. I want to be a monster. Because monsters win. I just smack the table again.
1:11.3	I bet he's always offering each other lemonade and iced tea in that movie.
1:14.3	I'm talking about Chinatown.
1:15.3	I'm still thinking about it.
1:16.9	All right.
1:17.4	Cheer up, Charlie.
1:19.0	You're doing fine.
1:20.5	Make some laundry soup.
1:21.9	Take a deep breath.
1:23.2	Stuffed an entire chocolate bar into my mouth.
1:26.3	Has anything ever looked more delicious
1:28.3	than the chocolate bar that Charlie buys?
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