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DumTeeDum - A show about BBC Radio's 'The Archers'

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Archers, The Archers, Tv Reviews, Bbc, Tv & Film, Ambridge, Radio4, Drama, After Shows

4.6 • 897 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week’s podcast is presented by Stephen and Jacqueline.

We hear from:

Love Jazzer’s Singing, who is happy with the division of Brookfield;
Amber Rage in Ambridge, who is a bit unsure about which Grundys and Carters live where;
Mael Bridhe aka Casey in Vancouver, who has an idea for naming the Events Barn;
Globe-Trotting Richard with thoughts on George and on the Brookfield inheritance;
Amber Rage again, who has a prediction about Amber;
Witherspoon, who was, once again, not impressed by Josh;
Claire from Clapham with a theory about who clonked George that she’s ready to be proved wrong about;
Jade in Australia who has thoughts on how David and Ruth handled the inheritance issue;
Mellie McMerriwether, who has questions about Thursday night’s developments;
Tracy from California, who isn’t buying Brian’s confession;
Katherine, who wonders about Amber’s behaviour;
Grellan, who has a question about chronology;
Witherspoon again, with thoughts about the big reveal;
and finally Jacquieline from New Zealand who has an idea about Chelsea and the Glam Van;

And we have emails from first-time emailer-innerer Jules from Knutsford; Edna Cloud, and Chris in Indiana.

As usual we’ll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Michelle, and the Tweets of the Week from Theo, plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey.

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0:00.0	This is a Dum-dum-d-dum-d-d-dum-d-d-d-dum.
0:21.6	This is Dumpty-Dum, the podcast that lets you talk to the world about the archers and the past week in Ambridge.
0:31.6	I'm Stephen Bowden. Let's hear no more about it then.
0:34.6	And I'm Jacqueline Berto, happy to employ Jazza as my grease monkey. And then there's you, our lovely Dumpty Dummers, getting ready in the glam van. Welcome to Dumpty Dum, the perfect place to reflect on the last seven days in our favourite Borsetscher village. This week's scripts were written by Tim Stimson, who has put an actual price on Brookfield, and it's a bit more than I expected.
0:54.7	Coming up, we have calls from Love Jazz as Singing, who's happy with the division of Brookfield.
0:59.9	Amber Rage in Ambridge, who is a bit unsure about which Gwendys and Carter's live where.
1:05.3	Melbridge, aka Casey in Vancouver, who has an idea for naming the events barn.
1:10.4	Globe trotting Richard with thoughts on George and on the Brookfield inheritance.
1:15.7	Amber Age again, who has a prediction about Amber.
1:18.8	Witherspoon, who was once again not impressed by Josh.
1:23.3	Claire from Clapham, with a theory about who clonked George that she's ready to be proved wrong about.
1:28.5	Jade in Australia, who has thoughts on how David and Ruth handled the inheritance issue.
1:33.6	Melly McMerryweather, who has questions about Thursday night's developments.
1:37.5	Tracy from California, who isn't buying Brian's confession.
1:41.4	Catherine, who wonders about Amber's behaviour.
1:43.9	Grelin, who has a question about chronology.
1:47.1	With a spoon again, with thoughts about the big reveal.
1:49.8	And, frankly, Jacqueline, from New Zealand, who has an idea about Chelsea and the glam van.
1:55.8	And we have emails from first-time emailerina Jules from Nutsford, Edna Cloud and Chris in Indiana.
2:01.7	As usual, we'll hear a roundup of the Facebook group this week from Michelle and the tweets of the week from Theo.
2:06.9	But let's start with a look back at the last week on Ambridge with Suey.
2:24.2	Hello, lovely dumpty dummers. It's Suey Queen Altart here, and what a week we have had.
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