Oh, hello, hello. I didn't hear you there. It's me, Misha, creator of ours paradoxica.

I know, not what you were expecting today is it?

No, the newest episode of Ar's Paradoxica,

episode 5 midnight, isn't quite ready yet.

It won't be ready for a little while. Maybe another month, maybe another

year. Maybe in a time before time, before entropy began to pull our universe inexorably toward

chaos and heat death. The only certainty in this

universe without remorse is that this is not the episode of ours paradoxica you

were looking for. Many things are episodes of ours paradoxica, but it is certainly not this thing.

Despite being posted on the Aris Paradoxica website and appearing on all of the Aris Paradoxica podcast feeds,

listen, just trust me, an episode of Aris Paradoxica, this is not.

It could be that someone has gone back in time and stolen the episode,

leaving no trace of its existence in our history.

But wait I hear you cry if there was no trace of it how did the time traveler know to

take it? Ah my clever listener I'm glad you're paying attention.

No, the reason for a lack of new episode is far more mundane.

It takes time to create this show, time given lovingly by a wonderful cast and crew.

In this month between our full-time jobs and careers working elsewhere,

we simply ran out of time.

But wait, you cry again, echoing your earlier remark.

Just use the time piece.

Go back a month and give yourself the time you need to make the episode.

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